t’s always a bit odd writing about yourself but I’m probably the one non-guest at your wedding that you’ll spend the most time is. So it’s worth making sure I’m not a weirdo. Or at least – I’m the right kind of weirdo for you! So let me tell you a little bit more about me. I’m based in lovely Lancashire where I live with my husband, our offspring and Bertie the Cavapoo. Joyce is my middle name, my actual last name is long and I spend far too much of my time spelling it over the phone. Joyce was my Nanna’s name and she was a Guiness drinking, paddle in your tights sort of person so I like seeing her name everyday.
A few fun facts. I have a serious book buying addiction (it’s getting to be an actual problem – we’re running out of shelves). I’m an avid collector of hobbies that I really don’t have time to do. I’m a massive fan of the modern vintage look – I essentially just want to live in a Cath Kidston shop. I’m a Harry Potter obsessive. Like, proper obsessive. I’m devasted it’s no longer allowed as a topic on Mastermind. There goes my chance of fame. I love an afternoon nap. I know all the words to Ice Ice Baby and I have an actual zombie apocalypse plan.